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That is fucked up. Well done.

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Sep 16, 2022·edited Sep 16, 2022Liked by William Shunn

So distraught by all the abuse and bullying poor BB met with while attending MSU, it decided to end it all with "death by dryer". Round and round it went, flopping and crying (tears that were immediately . . . dried), but when the allotted dryer time came to a close, BB discovered that its objective was brilliantly flawed. However, after freeing itself from the dryer's confines, BB found the warmth of its fuzzy self extremely enjoyable and began rolling around on its back like a dog (having seen so many do the same thing in the commons - and it always looked like fun).

BB is now being considered for Valedictorian at some unknown college in some obscure place that it didn't care to disclose.

Good luck BB! You might be gone . . . but you are not forgotten.

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